meanwhile while watching my little pony
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists
a PONY HOUSE!!!
LOOK HOW PRETTY MY DOG IS I LOVE HER SO MUCH
F UCK fUck DSSHIT GO D DANMN IT IM SUPE R GAY FUCJ I cAN READ IT. FUCK. SHI.t
good night sun :-)
play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave